One's death, the other's dance floor

He does not want to be political, he says in interviews. The listener must make up his own mind, the artist must not dictate anything. So that's why Jacob Kirkegaard with Landet (The Land) – a commissioned piece for Gong Tomorrow – created a completely neutral portrait of Danish agriculture... that sounded like hell on earth.

We stood huddled together between four speakers and listened intently for an hour. To the pigs' machines, to the cattle's, to the chickens: hydraulic suction, metallic meat grinders and deafening noise. All experienced at such close range and with such crystal clear recording that you got the acute feeling of being the next animal on the slaughter bench.

But not only that. Kirkegaard, the scoundrel, had seen with devilish agility the potential in the industrial rhythm of the machines. Just as you stood frozen in fear, he created hard techno out of the inferno. Separated the treble hiss from the dumpy bass, got down to the fundamentals of the sound, and forced us to rock to the beat of the horror. And perhaps worst of all: the animals were mercilessly absent, only the machines spoke.

I am ashamed to admit that it was very fascinating. Some machines hid like hidden alarms in the background, others lay smouldering, while a few stepped forward and became frenetic beats, staged by white noise brushes and darkness falling in the room.

Well, he pulled ashore a little halfway through the piece and led us out into the light: to manure spreaders and windmills, where the sound wasn't shot right back into our heads. And thereby perhaps saved us from eternal perdition. Fair enough. Thank you, well. But also: Party pooper!